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[snaggletooth]

누가 죽어서도 사라지지 않을 벌레 같은 존재

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somewhere in december.

[opheliac]

Hey, Sharptooth. You wanna pull a prank on someone once we get out of here?

[snaggletooth]

[ Given her choice in asking the local giant insectoid freak, Ivan wonders if she really likes said someone or really hates them. ]

Oh, why hello, Jinx. Is our resident rebel just bored or does she have a specific individual in mind?

[opheliac]

Ha! You're one of my favorites for a reason.

I've just met up with an old friend and I thought it'd be really swell of me to show some generosity about this new realm we're living in.

[snaggletooth]

Very forward-thinking of you. For those who don't yet know the stakes, it would be very easy to die here. It's up to us to spell things out for them.

[ Oh, he is absolutely being called upon to scare the shit out of someone, isn't he... ]

[opheliac]

Bullseye! And my friend is aaaaalll about being an informative know-it-all, so we'll be doing her a favor.

[snaggletooth]

I think I know my role, but will you humor me with a little more insight into your grand plans? You're a much more elaborate thinker than I.

[opheliac]

You want to get into the meat of it, huh? Sure! Do you want to know from the top or the part where you come in?

[snaggletooth]

The former. Best to be thorough.

[opheliac]

So I ran into my special friend in these dreams we're having right now. A friend from home.

And she is totally obsessed with me. She wanted me arrested and put behind bars at first, but now she picked up a new hobby and wants me in a body bag. Gun me down, pull out my guts, stab me in the throat, or whatever kooky fantasy her mind is coming up with.

But!! She doesn't know squat about what this place is like or what we're dealing with. So, I thought giving her a scare from the best guy around, you, would get her wires straightened out. If you're worried about getting hurt, you won't. I won't let you, and besides, you'll have a bigger advantage. On the count of knowing how this place runs and all.

[snaggletooth]

I'm still not sure whether to be flattered that you think "scary" is one of my better traits. It's true that I've sent several of our fellow survivors into shock without trying. Once more won't weigh on my conscious, really.

And this time it'll be intentional, haha!

My question for you is are you intending to let her know it's you who sent the message?

cw: joking about vore?!?!??!?!

[opheliac]

You should be flattered. Not only are you scary, but you're also beautiful. I'd kiss you if it weren't for the fact you might take my sweet kisses to the next level and shove me inside your belly. But I'm sure even your stomach is cozy on the inside.

Hm, what do you think? Should I tell her? Should I keep the mystery that you're some wild beast that can't be tamed?! Or! Would it be more fun to let her know that if she ever messes with me, you'll come and save me? My own monster bug ready to get in the ring and fight battles.

[snaggletooth]

[ Fanbases are rambunctious, even in distant stars. As a public figure, interesting statements have always made their way back to him through publications, during interviews, at meets...

The strangest part of this one is that it wasn't an alien that said it. ]

Thank you for your confidence in the quality of my insides.


If she's as determined as you say, are you sure any of that would really deter her? Though it almost sounds like you'd like it if she pushed her luck, hahaha. Just don't forget I'm a musician, mm?

In real a fight, I only have my instincts—not so much experience.

[opheliac]

Okay then, maybe you can serenade till she falls into a trance? But instincts or not, I believe in you, Sharptooth. Never ever doubt yourself, or I'll have to step on your little legs.

[snaggletooth]

Well, in the interest of maintaining my ability to walk, I'll do my best.

[opheliac]

Thanks, Ivan. Really. I mean it.

[snaggletooth]

Of course, you're always welcome to ask whatever you'd like of me. I should thank you too for the exciting opportunity to misbehave.

[opheliac]

You can always come to me if you're looking for some trouble and some fun.